By Marco Chacon
Sep 01, 2008 09:08 PM EST

Babylon A.D. Theatrical Review

Babylon A.D. Theatrical Review
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I like Vin Diesel--he's got screen presence. He's got charisma. I liked him in Pitch Black and I enjoyed them not overusing him in The Fast and the Furious. In order to see him in a good movie I may need to check out The Pacifier. That's a shame.

Babylon A.D., by Mathieu Kassovitz is based on a book (Babylon Babies by Maurice Georges Dantec--whom I expect would no longer recognize it). It follows Diesel as Toorop, an American mercenary in a future, war-torn Russia who is hired to get a young girl (Mélanie Thierry as Aurora) and her body-guard / mother-figure nun (Michelle Yeoh as Sister Rebecca) to the United States. Along the way they are pursued by shadowy figures and face various dangers, betrayals, and so on.

There is an evil cult that wants Aurora for their own purposes (probably nefarious) and Diesel might just be mercenary enough to hand over the girl who clearly need him for a bucket of money.

If Diesel is type-cast as anything it's as playing a tough-guy with a heart of gold. I say he can pull it off: he gives off "don't trust me" vibes but when he has to play the softer touch he does it credibly. He's a good choice for the movie. He also still makes a phenomenal physical specimen and brings his glowering intensity to the movie.

So, in fact, it's looking pretty good--if not especially deep. This keeps up for about 2/3rds of the movie. I wasn't in love with it--but I was reasonably engaged. I liked their use of parkour (the new "wire-fu"). I thought the use of special effects was good, if a bit unlikely (the snowmobile scenes were clearly over-the-top for the more gritty sequences) and Diesel and Yeoh both can act--so no problems there. The group filmed in Eastern Europe more or less on location and it all looks right: grim, gritty, and high-tech.

Having recently seen Children of Men as well as Babylon A.D. I am convinced more than ever that the primary advance the future will bring us is the ability to show moving type and graphics on any surface from a newspaper to a folding map to ads on the side of taxis. If it's happening in every movie it's in the zeitgeist--it'll happen in real life sooner or later.

It's towards the end of the film that it starts to unravel and then catastrophically break down. I suspect that whatever the end-scenes were supposed to be they simply did not come together. Either audience response testing nixed them or they ran out of money or the studio came in with a heavy hand. The director has blasted the studio for wanting to make a PG-13 rated movie and wimping out: maybe that's what happened. I can't say for sure.

What I can say is that the movie ends abruptly, with no closure, and makes, in the end, virtually no sense. It's not so much a massive non sequitor as it is simply one scene where we're going "Okay..." and then one more that makes us go "Huh?" and then the credits.

I think Babylon A.D. could be quite a good movie: I just wish I'd see the whole thing.
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MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 90 minutes
Distributed By: 20th Century Fox

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Marco Chacon isn't quite sure what he's doing here. Exposed to radioactive movies at a young age he has gained the proportional strength and agility of celluloid which hasn't proved good for much. However, on the Internet, it's opinion that counts (who needs facts!?) and Marco sure has one of those. Several, in fact. Some contradictory. He has also written and published the JAGS Roleplaing Gaming System. Read more reviews and content by .

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