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This Means War (2012)

Released:  Friday, February 17, 2012  
Length:  122 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Studios
Genre: Comedy
Rating: This Means War is rated R by the Motion Picture Association of AmericaUnder 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.


Based on a true story, Whistleblower chronicles the trials of a female cop from Nebraska who serves as a peacekeeper in post-war Bosnia and exposes a United Nations cover-up of a sex trafficking scandal.

Kondracki and Ellis Kirwin wrote the film, which will shoot in Budapest. The pair based the screenplay on the story of Kathryn Bolkovac, who traveled to Bosnia in 1999 as a U.N. peacekeeper.

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This Means War Blu-ray Review

In "This Means War," Chris Pine and Tom Hardy play Franklin and Tuck, CIA agents with a special kind of relationship. They would do anything for each other, even stop a bullet, if it came to that. Wouldn't it be nice, Tuck asks, to have that kind of connection with a woman? But even with Reese Witherspoon as that woman, this inane premise lives and dies by the chemistry between Pine and Hardy, who are too busy trying to out-do one another to make the buddy dynamic click.
Apart from the pic's opening shootout and car-chase climax, there's more testosterone to be found in either of director McG's "Charlie's Angels" efforts than in this over-the-top production. By casting Witherspoon as the object of its male leads' obsession, "This Means War" becomes Lauren's movie. She's a successful single woman uneasily re-entering the dating world with the encouragement of her horny married friend Trish (Chelsea Handler).
No sooner does Lauren discover that Trish has posted a saucy online personal ad on her behalf than she scores a date with adorable (and inexplicably British) Tuck, who may kill bad guys for a living, but at least passes her deal-breaker test of not being a serial killer. Lauren has more to fear from suave Franklin whom she meets in a video-rental store minutes after her date with Tuck.
The script gives Lauren a few spunky lines with which to rebuff Franklin's charms, then serves up a forced attempt at witty back and forth the following day. But dialogue gets in the way of McG's superficial style, which is best used in nonverbal sequences, like the one where Lauren sashays around her kitchen singing "This Is How We Do It" while her two suitors covertly look for clues on how best to seduce her.
With previous roles, Hardy ("Bronson") and Pine ("The Lieutenant of Inishmore" onstage) have played downright cold-blooded characters, but that streak is so far buried here, posing no real danger to Lauren -- or to one another.
In the distant background, the agents have some unfinished business with a revenge-bent baddie named Heinrich (Til Schweiger), which would ideally have given Witherspoon's character a chance to get in on the action. Instead, the spy thing is just a ruse to explain away some genuinely creepy stalker behavior, as both Tuck and Franklin resort to using GPS devices and hidden cameras to monitor Lauren's every move.
The movie now arrives on Blu-ray in a 2 disc set which contains, on disc 1, the theatrical version of the film as well as an extended version both in high definition. The look and sound of the movie on Blu-ray make for a good viewing experience. As for special features, you'll find 3 alternate endings, a gag reel and some deleted scenes. Over on disc 2 there is just the standard cut of the film as well as a digital copy for weary travelers.  
Amusing as it is to imagine America putting its terrorism-fighting efforts on hold to allow two overly interested men try to out maneuver one another for the attention of a woman, it just doesn't work in this film. It's not until nearly an hour in, when the spies' unbelievable friendship disintergrates that "This Means War" becomes even less than what it set out to be. 


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