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Parental Guidance (2012)

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Released:  Tuesday, December 25, 2012  
Length:  105 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Comedy
Rating: Parental Guidance is rated PG by the Motion Picture Association of AmericaSome material may not be suitable for children.


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Parental Guidance © 20th Century Fox. All Rights Reserved.
Billy and Bette play Artie and Diane Decker, who are called in by their daughter (Marisa Tomei) to help care for their three grandkids. When their old-school parenting methods collide with their daughter’s new-school ways, the once-orderly household spins out of control. The film was inspired by Billy’s real life experience of taking care of his 3 grandchildren for 5 nights and the experiences that he and his wife had during that time. The film is touching and a real heartfelt look at modern families and the struggles that generations have when it comes to parenting and grand-parenting.

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Parental Guidance Blu-ray Review


Billy Crystal hasn't starred in a major motion picture since 2002, where he burned off considerable audience goodwill with the abysmal sequel, "Analyze That." There was a bit part in the "Tooth Fairy" with Dwayne Johnson, but let's not dogpile on the guy. Considering he's been away from screen comedy for an eternity in Hollywood years, perhaps Crystal could've taken just a little more care with his return to the multiplex. Instead, he's sprinted back to mind-numbing nonsense with "Parental Guidance," an ugly, honestly baffling family comedy that repeatedly turns to the toxicity of bodily fluid humor to bang its comedic gong. You could say that this is the worst production Crystal has been involved with this year, but we all saw the Oscars.
 
After losing his job announcing for a minor league baseball team, Artie (Billy Crystal) is horrified to learn that wife Diane (Bette Midler) has agreed to help watch their grandkids while daughter Alice (Marisa Tomei) spends a week celebrating husband Phil's (Tom Everett Scott) latest invention: a computer home security/nanny system (voiced by Helen Mirren). With grandkids Harper (Bailee Madison), Turner (Joshua Rush), and little Barker (Kyle Harrison Breitkopf) practically strangers, Artie is worried about keeping up with their demands, while Alice is careful to explain and impart her helicopter parenting philosophy to the old school ‘rents. Frustrated with the 21st century way of raising children, Artie and Diane hope to employ their knowledge on the subject, with their permissive ways disturbing the tight, domineering routine of the household.
 
Director Andy Fickman is no stranger to the absence of a funny bone, having helmed the wretched "You Again" in 2010. "Parental Guidance" picks up where that feature left off, continuing the filmmaker's mission to take a perfectly reasonable premise and transform it into a tuneless sitcom with wilted jokes, shamelessly broad performances, and a flaccid message of household unity. "Parental Guidance" is aimed toward a younger demographic, with Crystal in the Uncle Buck role as Artie, trying to use his supervisory instincts from the 1970s on kids who've been raised by a disembodied robot voice, taught to "use their words" while ingesting healthy foods, and partaking in artistically enriching hobbies. The conflict is basic, only requiring five passable scenes of confusion capable of pulling out a few laughs, watching Artie and Diane lose their patience with the structured, indulgent atmosphere of child rearing and its overreliance on screen-based distractions. The screenplay by Lisa Addario and Joe Syracuse doesn't offer a single moment of interesting anxiety, and there's not a chuckle to be found in the entire effort.
 
What passes for humor here? Well, there's a scene where Artie, disgusted to be attending a little league game where all the kids swing until they hit and every contest ends in a tie, harasses one player who's clearly struck out. The kid wallops Artie in the groin with a baseball bat and the grandfather responds by vomiting all over his assailant. Another moment finds Artie desperately trying to score an announcing gig with ESPN during their coverage of the X Games, forced to bring Barker along during a test run. The child, wandering away due to bathroom need, promptly urinates on a halfpipe, causing Tony Hawk to wipeout on the yellow liquid. There's also a sequence where Artie is coerced into singing a friendly song about defecating to help Barker move his bowels in a rancid public restroom. And the film ends with a brief nosepicking sight gag. It's surprising the production didn't make room for a semen joke. Perhaps Fickman is saving it for his next gig.
 
Plasticized sentiment doesn't take long to creep into view, accompanied by hackneyed piano twinkling to hammer home the importance of the moment. It's all so terribly false and barely considered, with the same troubled parenting and pre-teen rebellion beats found on any ABC Family program. The only difference here is a baseball theme, extended to Artie's efforts to cure Turner of his stutter by teaching him the same announcing skills he shared with Alice, thus bridging the generation gap. And the very essence of the screenplay, where child rearing styles duke it out for supremacy, is over before it even begins, with Artie and Diane's questionable methods of supervision immediately identified as the victor for reasons unknown, celebrated with a game of Kick the Can intended to loosen up these tightly-wound tykes. In "Parental Guidance," neglect, overstimulation, and threat of physical harm are celebrated. Patience and communication are for jerks.
 
On Blu-ray there is little to say about the video and audio transfer. While it does hold up well on the small screen, it lacks any real punch, probably because we're not dealing with a blockbuster here. Just a small, under developed family comedy. As for special features there are a few: audio commentary with director Andy Fickman and Billy Crystal. Deleted scenes with optional commentary by the director, a gag reel and interviews with Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, Marisa Tomei. This being a 2-disc set, the second disc offers the film in standard definition as well as digital copy for portable players.
 
"Parental Guidance" is a terrible, borderline irresponsible movie masquerading as an endearing four-quadrant feature out to melt hearts and trigger laughs. It's manufactured, not created with care, and it doesn't offer a single honest emotion during its run time. Maybe worth a rent, but no need to rush. 

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